Monday, May 19, 2008

THAT'S THE WAY TO DEFEND YOUR WIFE

I wondered how many potshots Senator Barack Obama was going to allow the opposition to take at his beautiful wife, Michelle, before firing back.

Apparantly, the brotha has more "brotha" in him than we gave him credit for:

Most notably is this line:

"The GOP, should I be the nominee, can say whatever they want to say about me, my track record," Obama said. "If they think that they're going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful because that I find unacceptable, the notion that you start attacking my wife or my family."

He called the strategy "low class.
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And it is LOW CLASS. When you can't attack a candidate on the issues (and the GOP knows on the issues, 80% of the country is pissed at them)only the GOP would engage in an attack not on the issues, but the candidate's wife or family.

The only other person who has already gone there is Hillary Clinton, and y'all know how I feel about her. If you look up the phrase, "LOW CLASS" I swear there's a picture of Hillary Clinton next to the definition.

Monday, May 12, 2008

How to Get Rid of Black Circles Under Your Eyes

Skin discoloration under the eyes affects just about everybody at some time or another. For some of us, however, these “dark circles” are a near-constant bother. While these conditions are occasionally symptomatic of other illnesses, the usual cause is allergies, tiredness, or, unfortunately, heredity. No matter what the cause, you can still reduce the appearance of dark circles, and in some cases, you may be able to get rid of them altogether.
[edit] Steps

1. Establish whether or not this condition runs in your family. Dark circles are believed to frequently be hereditary. This doesn’t mean that you can’t do anything about the conditions, but you should be prepared for minimal success actually trying to get rid of them. Dark circles under the eye may also, in fact, be light carbon deposits that result from incomplete protein digestion. Incomplete protein digestion may result from insufficient hydrochloric acid in your stomach that may be caused from a lack of primarily B6 and Folic Acid. About 30% of the population does not absorb regular B6 (pydroxine) or folic acid and need to take in these vitamins in a different form or another way.
2. Identify allergens. Allergies may be the most common cause of skin discoloration under the eyes. If allergies are the root of your problem, you simply need to treat them or remove the allergen (i.e., the thing to which you are allergic). Seasonal allergy problems such as the hay fever can frequently be effectively treated with over-the-counter and prescription medications. For other allergies the best course of action is usually avoidance. If your dark circles or puffiness are constant, you may have an undetected food allergy or an allergy to a chemical in your home or workplace. Talk to a dermatologist for help determining what you may be allergic to. People with allergies also tend again to be deficient in B6, folic acid and B12 on occasion. Taking a multivitamin, if you don't already, may help with your allergies as well as black circles.
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Bloodshot Eye

Get plenty of sleep nightly. It’s not entirely clear why inadequate sleep results in dark circles under the eyes, but we’ve all seen it happen either to ourselves or someone we know. For one thing, lack of sleep tends to cause the skin to become paler (thus increasing the appearance of darkness under the eyes), and it reduces circulation. It’s also believed that too little time lying down is a cause in itself. Determine how much sleep you need (it’s usually 7-9 hours per night, but varies throughout different people) and try to get that amount regularly for a couple of weeks to see if that helps. Remember that alcohol and drugs can adversely affect the quality of your sleep; abstain from these products or use only in moderation for best results. A lack of sleep, coupled with poor vitamin absorption also tends to reduce adrenal function. The less adrenal function you have the less B6 you tend to absorb, the less B6 you absorb, the less well your adrenal glands work and alas you end up in a vicious circle. Sleep, regular vitamins for those that need them, and good calcium/magnesium support in the form of milk or good mineral supplement restores adrenal function. So if you want to break the cycle and the black circles under your eyes, you've got to reduce your stress, sleep more and take the proper vitamins and minerals to support the adrenal function in general.
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Treat your skin while you sleep. There are overnight facial masques available that may help reduce the appearance of puffiness or discoloration, but you can also make your own. Just before you go to bed, take a washcloth and wet it just a bit with cold water. Then squeeze out any excess water and place it over your eyes as you sleep. Treating your skin may help, but the real problem may also be that you have a poor vitamin and mineral absorption problem that must also be corrected. Seeing a naturopathic physician may help for those people who suffer other ailments such as miscellaneous aches and pains that come and go and a general run down feeling.
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Cucumber Therapy

Apply cool tea bags, an ice cube wrapped in soft cloth, or cucumber slices to your eyes daily. The tannin in tea bags has been shown to reduce swelling and discoloration, and cucumber slices have long been used to reduce puffiness and refresh the appearance of skin around the eyes. Lie down, preferably in the morning, and leave fresh cucumber slices or cool, damp caffeinated tea bags (you can refrigerate them overnight so they’ll be ready) over your eyes for about 10-15 minutes. Keep your eyes closed.
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Friday, May 2, 2008

How to get rid of spyware

Many kinds of unwanted software, including spyware, are designed to be difficult to remove. If you try to uninstall this software like any other program, you might find that the program reappears as soon as you restart your computer.

If you're having trouble uninstalling unwanted software, you may need to download a tool to do the job for you. Several companies offer free and low-cost software that will check your computer for spyware and other unwanted software and help you remove it.

Some Internet Service Providers (ISPs) include antispyware software in their service packages. Check with your ISP to see if they can recommend or provide a tool. If your ISP doesn't offer a removal tool for spyware and other unwanted software, ask people you trust to recommend one, or see the links in step 1 below.

Keep in mind that removing unwanted software with these tools may mean you will no longer be able to use a free program that came with the spyware.
To remove spyware

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Use Windows Defender. Windows Defender comes with Windows Vista. If you use Windows XP SP2, you can download Windows Defender for no charge.

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Run the tool to scan your computer for spyware and other unwanted software.

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Review the files discovered by the tool for spyware and other unwanted software.

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Select suspicious files for removal by following the tool's instructions.

How to Get Rid of Fruit Flies

Did the fruit flies beat you to the fruit bowl? Once they settle in, these uninvited guests know how to overstay their welcome. Here are a few quick, easy and environmentally friendly ways to rid your home of those pesky fruit flies.

Steps

1. Make a plastic zip lock bag trap:

* Place a few slices of a lemon inside a zip lock bag
* Leave an inch open to allow pests to enter. The little pests will soon be on and surrounding the lemon.
* Zip the bag closed and crush each one with your fingertips.
2. Make a funnel trap:

* Make a cone out of the sheet of paper (like a funnel). Tape the outside of the cone so that it stays in place.
* Check that the cone fits snugly into a glass or cup.
* Cut off the tip of the cone so that you now have a funnel.
* Pour a small amount of cider vinegar into the glass or cup. (Rum mixed with orange juice also works very well - additionally, a half teaspoon of baker's yeast in water can also suffice)
* Insert the funnel into the glass or cup, but don't let the bottom of the funnel touch the liquid. Tape the funnel in two or three places from the outside so that there is no gap between the glass and the cone.
* Place your newly created trap on a flat surface. The flies will be attracted by the smell of the fruity vinegar and fly into the cone. The flies will slip down the cone and will either land in the vinegar and drown or will be trapped and not able to get back out. If you leave the trap overnight, the trapped fruit flies will eventually fall into the vinegar and drown.
3. Make a soda bottle trap:

* Remove the lid and label from a clean, empty plastic two-liter soda bottle.
* Carefully remove the upper third of the bottle by cutting along its circumference at approximately where the top of the label used to be.
* Put an attractive liquid such as orange juice or cider vinegar in the cup-shaped part of the now-severed bottle.
* Turn the cone upside-down and insert it into the cup-shaped bottom part of the bottle. Seal the seam at the top of the bottle with duct tape.
* Fruit flies find their way into the bottle, but they can't get back out. After most flies are trapped inside, simply seal the bottle in a plastic shopping bag and throw out.
4. Make an oven trap:

* Remove all available food from kitchen. Clean the dishes, place open items in ziplock bags or the fridge.
* Open the door of your oven and place a piece of fruit (banana or kiwi peels) in there overnight.
* Wake up early the next morning and quietly close the oven door.
* Turn on the oven to 400ºF/200ºC for about 10-15 minutes and majority of your fruit flies will be gone.
* Clean the oven thoroughly.
5. Make a glass trap:

* Put a piece of fruit in a glass.
* Cover the glass tightly with plastic wrap and secure to the glass.
* Put a small hole in the plastic. The fruit flies go in and can't get out.
6. Make a wine trap:

* Put a small amount of sweet wine in a little bowl.
* Take your finger tip and put a very tiny amount of dish soap on it, preferably diluted
* Barely touch the surface of the wine at the center with your finger tip.
* This breaks the surface tension of the wine. The fruit flies will be attracted by the scent of the wine and drown in it. Normally the surface tension of the wine would have protected them from drowning, but with it gone, as they touch the edge of the wine to drink, they will stick to it, fall in and drown.
7. Remove the food source. Besides just trapping the fruit flies, try to eliminate whatever is attracting them. Notice where they congregate. In addition, check these frequent problem spots:
* Cover your fruit bowl or store fruit you wish to keep in the refrigerator.
* Remove and discard any overripe fruit, especially if the skin is broken.
* Wash the dishes and wipe up crumbs and spills from your counter and floor.
* Take out the trash and store trash in a covered bin.
* Take out your compost and keep your collection bin covered and food additions to your pile buried beneath yard waste.
8. Find their nest. It is likely that if you have a fruitfly problem there will be specific places where they are breeding - usually in a piece of garbage that has fallen into a tight space or which you've forgotten about. If you remove the opportunity for them to nest, they won't breed, and the problem will diminish.
9. Catch and release method
* Drop a piece of fruit (preferably rotten) into a large, clean jar such as a Mason jar.
* Place the jar near the greatest concentration of flies (i.e., if they're hanging around the fruit bowl, put the jar in the fruit bowl). It will take the flies a while to find the jar, but once they do, they'll hang around in there having a little rotten-fruit orgy.
* Once you see a bunch of flies in there... WHAM! slam a plate down on the top of the jar. You have to be quick or they'll all fly out.
* Escort the flies outside and release them--make sure they all fly out of the jar.
* Repeat this process until you're finding only one or two flies in the jar at a time (release them too). The idea is that along with getting rid of the food where they were breeding, you get rid of the breeding generation. Important: This process may take several days. You must replace the piece of fruit every day because the flies will have laid eggs on it and if you let them hatch you're back where you started.


Tips

* If
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you have a gas stove with a constant pilot light, place the trap on the warm part of the stove top. This will help spread the smell of the vinegar.
* Make sure your choose right type of vinegar. White vinegar does not work. Malt vinegar and red wine work, just not as well. Beer sometimes works, too. Balsamic vinegar also works well. Wine works extremely well, and a wine bottle with an inch or so left can be used without an additional funnel.
* You can forgo the funnel if you put a small bit of dishwashing detergent in the cup with the vinegar and stir. The fruit flies are still attracted to the vinegar smell, and the detergent traps them. The detergent actually reduces the surface tension of the liquid allowing the flies to more readily sink and drown.
* You can forgo the traps. Fruit flies dehydrate easily, a small draft usually does the trick.
* Another simple suggestion is to use a vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment. The fruit flies cannot escape the suction and will die in the process of being sucked in. This is especially helpful when you get a very large "surprise" infestation.
* Fruity smelling dishwashing liquids (lemon, etc.) also attract fruit flies.
* Bourbon also works. Leave the top off of a mostly empty bottle and the bottle will act as a funnel trap.
* Fruit flies breed and live in warm moist places such as a garbage disposal and/or drains in the sink. Cleaning and hot water on a regular basis will combat these possibilities. You can also pour ice down the drain overnight.
* Hang a few of those old flypaper rolls over the area of infestation. Ugly, but effective. These are extremely poisonous though; use with caution.
* And get rid of all your exposed fruit! Once ripened, bananas can be stored in the refrigerator.
* The accumulated scum inside your sink drain is a breeding ground for fruit flies. Use a cheap bottle brush and a hot water rinse to clean out the drain every week or so. The bottle brush must be small enough to fit past the strainer grid. Also, never stick your hand into a garbage disposal!!!
* Tip for bartenders that constantly fight this. Cover liquor bottles that have a pour spout on them with a small sheet of cellophane. Clean bottles below the spout with an ammonia based cleaner, every other day. Wipe bar down at the end of the night with same cleaner.
* Fruit flies sense quick movement. Approach them very slowly with a moist paper towel on bathroom mirrors, cabinets, etc. and you'll get them every time.
* Leave an empty bottle of beer open and unattended, they will fly in. recap and throw away.
* Clorox cleaning spray. Wipe down surfaces and dead flies afterwards. Also, fumigate the room you're spraying; the smell can be somewhat overwhelming.


Things You'll Need

* One sheet of paper
* One glass or clear plastic cup
* Scotch tape/adhesive tape
* Cider vinegar, or other liquid bait

* Plastic two-liter soda bottle method:
o Apple Cider
o Malt
o Red Wine
* Bottle of Clorox.